A mewling pup,
Hairless rat, an infant
In a fully grown form.
Childish acts and
Adolecent urges but no real grasp of
Playing games without knowing the rules,
Naively ignorant of the consequences.
Good dog, stay on the porch;
Never been around the block.
I may have gotten your feet wet but
What you need is a good dousing of the real world
It's not a nice place.
Sorry, but you should grow up and
Live in it.
The rest of us do.