He doesn't visually stimulate me;
And this one doesn't challenge my mind.
That guy laughs too quickly, too easily;
And he doesn't know how to have a good time.
He's obsessed with money;
And that one can't hold onto a job.
This one is nice, but lousy in bed;
And him, over there, should just call it a night.
Then there's that man who come along and is perfect.
The only problem, he's got it all,
Looks, personality, sense of humor, and
Julie Z. --December 1998 .